Religion

Talked with Florian about religion today, since he got that as subject in primary school now. So I asked him what he thinks goes on in hell. He said that there is the devil. Ok, so what does the devil do, should you go to hell? Florian said he puts you in sauna but you can never get out. Alright, so what's the deal with heaven then? Florian said that God is up there. When I asked him what happens to people who go to heaven he replied that heaven is the opposite of hell, so he assumes God puts people in a fridge :) Given those two choices I guess I'd rather take the sauna...