Day 39 - Stuff you don't want to hear

• Florian asked why kings are more likely to have daughters than sons? When I asked him why he thinks that is the case he replied that in fairy tales there are more princesses than princes.
• Matthias smashed my glasses onto the floor out of fury. Fortunately they didn't break.
• Something you never want to hear: Florian came back from the toilet and said: "You know what's funny, after I pooed I flushed twice and the paper and poo still isn't gone." I had a look and Florian had managed to jam the drain.
• Something else you never want to hear: I changed Matthias' nappies, he asked again if I had brown fingers, which I denied. Then he said: "But I have something brown on my jumper!". I panicked, but it turned out to be some chocolate porridge from breakfast.
• When you are a dad you turn into toy repair man. Everyday something breaks and slowly I am getting really good at fixing all kinds of stuff.
• Matthias today said: "Who's first to have golden hair, ME!!" Heidrun simply replied: "Golden? Don't exaggerate, it's more like poo brown" :)
• I found out you can remote control toddlers when they throw a tantrum. When I noticed that Matthias was angry again I told him: "Well, smash yourself on the ground, I don't care." He looked at me and smashed himself on the ground and I didn't care :) Then I said: "When you're done you can get up again." After sulking for another minute he got up again.
• Matthias today wanted to zip Heidrun's cardigan, but couldn't do it because she's already to fat due to her pregnancy which she explained to him. This made Matthias really furious and he shouted: "Get the baby out I want to close the cardigan". Then he started squashing her breasts to see if this would reduce the volume enough but he still didn't succeed. More tears ...
• Lunch: Chinese pork, Dinner: pork & beans & scrambled eggs with pepper.